Please tell me...one story that will make me laugh, no jokes, just a real experience. Thnak You?

I will start, my brother was walking on a beach looking straight forward, not down and he was telling a story to me and a friend. All of a sudden he starts screaming hysterically...he thought he stepped on a jelly fish which at the time there were a lot... it wasn't a jelly fish but a....... soggy hamburger bun. You had to be there, funny